Ode to Pat McGrath
Oh, Pat McGrath how I adore thee
and hate thee
all at the same time
I don’t actually hate thee
I cherish thee
How can you be so wet and shiny
all at the same time?
You don't just sparkle; you blend like no other.
You don’t just shine; you glisten like no other.
I speak nothing but the truth.
You are silky and buttery smooth.
Highly pigmented yet,
blends so easily. Working together so harmoniously.
You know this surely,
I savor every moment you’re on me.
My eyes loves you.
My face loves you.
I cherish you.
This isn’t just an infatuation,
you are an inspiration.
Though you are every cent worthy,
my wallet is crying out for mercy.